CS-related Tom Swifties

Let me know if you have your own!

• "Languages should have classes and inheritance," she said objectively.
• "I would like a data structure with O(1) insertion," she said listlessly.
• "Monads are a pain," she stated.
• "Mutation is important," she said effectively.
• "I may have lost all my work," he said noncommitally.
• "Here are some parentheses," he lisped.
• "Let's evaluate this," she schemed.
• "How do I know if my program is correct?" he inquired dynamically.
• "I wish my number representation could handle this," he said longingly.
• "I have a seg fault!" she exclaimed freely.
• "What kind of seeds do you have?" he asked randomly.
• "Do this while I'm gone," she said imperatively.
• "We should retrace our steps," he declared logically.

From my friend Joe Zimmerman (as a comment below):

• "Register allocation is not so hard", she said optimistically.
• "Remember that the time bounds are only defined over nonnegative integers", she told him discreetly.
• "Type systems have nothing to do with math!" he exclaimed categorically.
• "Theorem proving is easy with the right tools", he replied automatically.
• "I wish there were a way to prevent memory access violations in C", she complained stormily.
• "What if you just used streams?" she suggested lazily.
• "My algorithm will always terminate", he decided.
• "We can fill in the rest of the weights by symmetry", she remarked distantly.
• "How will you know who I am without asking for my password?" he challenged.
• "Literate Haskell programs are just easier to work with", she commented prosaically.