- Ayn Rand: Workaholics seeking validation.
- James Joyce: People who do not like John Cusack movies.
- Richard Dawkins: People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong.
If you judge me by my favorite author according to this, I am a female high school French teacher who has my masters' degree. ;)